Have you seen Jasper Johns?

Our beautiful ginger cat (surrogate child), Jasper Johns, has gone missing. We've just moved to London - Alexandra Park area - and the little swine sodded off at the first opportunity he could get. I hope he's okay and that he comes back soon as things aren't anywhere near as lovely without him.

I'm going to keep a record of the time he's missing - what we're up to, our efforts to find him etc - and hopefully it'll have a happy ending. I daydreamt the other day thay my wife, Jasper Johns and I all had a lovely holiday on a tropical island. I think maybe I'm not getting enough vitamin C.